Vedant Misra

Karaoke man

At my nearby Walmart, there's this old guy who stands near the exit with a shopping cart filled with all kinds of random garbage and sings into a karaoke machine. Sometimes teenagers and hooligans walk by and make fun of him and that makes me angry.

I think it'd be cool if that guy were actually a multibillionaire and nobody knew it, because then if the people who make fun of him found out, they'd feel really stupid.