Vedant Misra

Benjamin's new car

It seems as if I unintentionally took the entire summer off, but today, I was walking through the parking lot of an Olive Garden when I thought of something that was so undeniably brilliant that I knew I had to resume posting:

If Mercedes Benz were to develop a material that would absorb impacts and flex elastically, and if they were to make a vehicle out of the material, and then if a person named Benjamin were to purchase such a vehicle, it is quite possible that one could walk up to Benjamin's new car, punch it, and then exclaim:

"Hey look, Ben's Benz Bends."